======The Bureaucrats - Turn 0 News======
====A Grand Expedition!====
The Ministry of Exploration is going on an expedition, joined by surveyors from the Ministry of Construction. The goal is to find a suitable place to start building a new settlement! These ruins are unstable and unsafe, and we can't just live in the shell of Monument forever. If anyone knows any rumours of suitable locations, wants to join an expedition, or wants to put together their own expedition then please talk to //Basilius// 30% Discount.

====Test Subjects Wanted! Free Food and Medical Treatment!====
The Ministry of Health (in conjunction with the Ministry of Agriculture) is excited to bring you this opportunity to help the progress of science! Test out new, exciting and potentially delicious foods! If you get poisoned, then test out the latest medical treatments! Already injured? No problem! We can treat that at the same time. Speak to //Lonko// Zara Dean for more information.

The Ministry of Health accepts no responsibility for loss of life or limb as a result of these experiments.

====Scavenge with the Ministry of Construction====
In preparation for the construction of a new settlement outside of Monument, the Ministry of Construction will be putting together a party to help find resources. We're not yet sure what the natural resources around our new settlement will be like, but anything we can pre-construct and transport will save us a large amount of time upon arrival. All are welcome to join on this scavenging expedition, provided they actually contribute to the scavenging effort. Talk to //Secretary// Finley Price for more information.

====Library Seeks Material====
Library Card (a member of the Ministry of Exploration) seeks text, documents, files, records, and anything similar from before our collective memory loss. Library Card has secured a room that is virtually weatherproof, and wishes to create a library of such documents, so that anyone who wants to do research has all the Bureaucrat resources in one place. We recognise that people may not want to donate sentimental items. As such it is not necessary to donate your documents - if you wish, Library Card will instead technically take them on long term loan to the library, which will keep them safe. 

====The Bureaucrat Agenda====
  * The Humanitarians would be so much more effective if they managed their resources better, or even let us manage them. 
  * What is the point in the Neighborhood Watch if they aren't following any established laws? That will just lead to unfair treatment and corruption.
  * The Heralds of New Dunia are trying to start their own new government from scratch, rather than joining ours, which would make much more sense. Some of us actually remember what we're doing, they're just hopelessly lost.

Those factions would all be so much better off and more efficient if run by us. The Heralds are a long shot, but members of the Bureaucrats should start getting friendly with the Humanitarians and Neighborhood Watch as soon as possible, with a view to a possible future merger. Help them out if you can, but keep our plans on the quiet side for now. We'll tell them when we're all on better terms.