====== News that passes through the Watched ====== * "Jack Daniels and Lola Bourequat invite you to a one night spectacular hosted at the Thunder Dome! There'll be excitement, adventure, games and a chance to prove yourself to the Celestial Audience, and of course, a chance to win fabulous fabulous prizes!" * "Our new tower to communicate with the Celestial Audience is up and running! Of course, the children are calling it a sky temple but that shouldn't bother us..." * "Have you heard those rumours about Moonlight? No, I have no idea what he's hiding, I hoped you did!" * "Did you //see// the three of them? They were something incredible taking down those Zebras. I have to say, I'm quite surprised at Bridge..." * "The Grief Restaurant has been awarded a certificate of legitimacy by the bureaucracy! All allegations of foul play have been cleared!" * "The wedding was... an odd affair, I'm not going to lie. Frankly, I got a bit woozy. I think someone might have put something in the punch. Anyway, word is, they've deferred marital judgement because no one was really walking straight." * "The unity festival was just wonderful! So entertaining! And that fire in the middle of it, what a shocker!"