“For those of you who have not been paying attention - you know who you are and you know what you've done! - here's what's been going down in Monument and the entire known world over the last three months!

“You might have noticed Starchild has been lacking in popularity in recent months and little wonder when so many unfortunate incidents have been traced back to her! Now, you may be wondering, what's a benevolent ruler to do when they stop being seen as benevolent? Well listeners, we all thought she would fade into obscurity for sure, but instead she has truly outdone herself in a reign of terror the likes of which Monument has never known! People who dissented against her have had their tongues literally removed from their heads. Starchild has truly proven herself a Star in so many more ways than we had ever conceived, with the versatility to play the villain that no one knew she had! I, for one, look forward to seeing this grizzly play out. Will she become a tyrant or will she be overthrown? Find out this Cycle in the Wasteland!

“And for those of you who don't care about politics, perhaps this will interest you. Moonlight's new shows at the Moonlight Theatre have been a roaring success. Especially 'The Path to the City' which shows a beautiful utopian society being torn down by the people within it. Despite this, the message of the play is one of hope! Hope for a second chance, that we can do better!

“Oh but, that's not all folks. The rumour is, some fans of Moonlight's were unhappy with the latest script, complaining that Moonlight had sidelined himself in favour of Guinevere Mentham, the politician turned actor. Fans are distressed and confused by this change of focus and what is the reason for it? Rumours of affairs between the two abound, while some claim the Councilor simply must be blackmailing him!

“Finally, did you all hear about the radio show being run by Pastel? Beautiful stuff. The Audience must be loving this.

“That's all I have for you today, folks! Stay safe out there in the Wasteland and most of all, SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS. This is your host, Jack Daniels, signing off.”