Email: dandruff_be_gone@aftermath.chaosdeathfish.com

Dandruff-Be-Gone Ultimate Shampoo, usually just called Dan, has two very different reputations around Monument. Some people know him as that guy who made a hilariously overcomplicated mechanism to squash a single flyscence, in an effort to entertain anyone who might be watching through hidden cameras. Those who've met him more recently are sick and tired of him asking them so many questions, and hearing their answers being shouted from street corners by various other members of the Truth - and for the last time, none of us know how to open this box!