Our very own Zara Dean and 30% Discount are engaged to be married! When asked for comment, Dean responded with the following:

“Originally I was against it. I didn’t like the idea of formalising relationships like that. But since we seem to have decided that we’re going this route, I figured ‘Well, if we’re going to do this, we’re going to do it properly.”

The marriage still awaits approval, but it is very clear how much these two care for each other.

Zara dean, apparently not one to do things by half, has also announced her engagement to Falling Rocks, another member of her Ministry. Both Zara and 30% are overjoyed by the development.

Piper Mentham and Sophia Day have both been hard at work improving the bureaucracy's reputation, and promoting the good work we have been doing in Monument.

Not to be outdone, it seems, 30% discount has announced his engagement to Stain.

Zara and Stain have announced their engagement! This is apparently entirely separate to their respective engagements to 30% Discount, but all three have made comments to the effect that and additional marriage uniting all three of them may be in the pipeline, whatever that means.

Zara Dean, 30% Discount and Stain have announced… you get the idea. The paperwork of their existing engagements is interacting with this one in interesting ways. And by interesting we mean it’s generating more paperwork.

The Bureaucracy is dangerously close to running out of paper, an event which could freeze up vital processes. Fortunately this has not deterred Zara and 30%, who are producing seemingly limitless amounts of paper from somewhere for their marriage applications.

Shoot the Moon, a regular at the quarterly meetings, has announced his engagement to… oh, it’s 30% again. Congratulations, I guess. Zara and 30% seem to really be getting into the swing of this whole marriage thing.

Zara and 30% were heard shouting at each other in Zara’s office, after Zara dragged a terrified-looking Shoot the Moon to into her office along with 30%. The argument was presumably about 30% and Shoot’s recent engagement. They did not emerge for several hours, but by the time they emerged Zara was engaged to Shoot as well.

In addition to Zara and 30%’s apparent attempts to marry everyone, large numbers of others have registered with the Bureaucracy to get married. A good number are currently engaged to either Zara or 30%, but a good number more seem to be unrelated cases.

Zara has announced her intention to marry most of those who recently applied for marriage. 30% has announced similar intentions. Hopefully not too many will accept, given the circumstances.

They all said yes… Why did they all say yes? To both of them? Individually!?

Glow and Zara this time. Can’t confirm if Glow is already being processed. The whole administration has kind of ground to a halt. At any rate, it’s gone to the back of the queue, just like any marriage requests which haven’t been processed yet.

Zara Dean and 30% Discount’s marriage has been properly processed, and the two are now married. Now we just need to deal with the rest of these…