“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and individuals of all other persuasions; it is that time of year again when we reflect on all the news, gossip, and highlights of the past three months in The Aftermath of the Apocalypse!

“Last season saw the death of Starchild, and while she lives on in memory, we can only look to fill her place as best we can. And that is exactly what the Dinner Club are doing! One month ago they hosted the most fabulous summer ball, with guests from all over Monument. It is rumoured, that they're looking for a new representative on the Council and that Ray may just be taking them up on it, though apparently their canapes at the ball were very… shall we say interesting, dear viewers?

“Meanwhile, Moonlight has started to cover his face in a reflective mask and fans all over Monument are asking why? Though you have to admire his flare for the dramatic. His new found dedication to the Architects is truly inspiring, with many clambering to join or even just rallying in support, with rumours that they were behind the successful Z-Wing capture and the diplomacy talks with the invisible lizards!

“That's all for now, folks. Signing off here as your faithful host, and remember SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS.”