“Hot gossip from Monument now as we talk about the scandals ringing through our fair society - who tried to dump that bucket on Merribel? And why did Moonlight push her out of the way? What's the story - I don't know, but I am keen to find out!”

“I heard Moonlight and Merribel are having a secret affair!”

“I heard Starchild rigged the entire thing! No I mean the other thing, the bucket of rotten food- oh you ruined it now.”

“Did you hear, the Thunderdome might be used to execute prisoners? I know right, drama. I hear John Reade got massacred.”

“The lights show during the Thunderdome fight was excellent though, wasn't it?”

“Oooh, you know what would get rid of those weird injured-dead-people- whatever- what if we made them fight in the Dome!”

“The Temple to the Celestial Audience is finished! Wait we can communicate with them now- what?”

“The Grief Restaurant is just so now, you know? And Remus Craw, what a darling, did you see his cooking show?”

“Apparently it was just a delightful dinner party in the woods - I don't know what anyone's worried about.”