“Jack Daniels and Lola Bourequat invite you to a one night spectacular hosted at the Thunder Dome! There'll be excitement, adventure, games and a chance to prove yourself to the Celestial Audience, and of course, a chance to win fabulous fabulous prizes!”

“Our new tower to communicate with the Celestial Audience is up and running! Of course, the children are calling it a sky temple but that shouldn't bother us…”

“Have you heard those rumours about Moonlight? No, I have no idea what he's hiding, I hoped you did!”

“Did you see the three of them? They were something incredible taking down those Zebras. I have to say, I'm quite surprised at Bridge…”

“The Grief Restaurant has been awarded a certificate of legitimacy by the bureaucracy! All allegations of foul play have been cleared!”

“The wedding was… an odd affair, I'm not going to lie. Frankly, I got a bit woozy. I think someone might have put something in the punch. Anyway, word is, they've deferred marital judgement because no one was really walking straight.”

“The unity festival was just wonderful! So entertaining! And that fire in the middle of it, what a shocker!”