“Did you hear, Starchild was behind the chumbucket thing with Merribel? I know - she totally deserved it - still, I thought Starchild was better than that. No wonder Merribel has it out for her anyway.”

“Despite claims of food drugging and chum throwing, Starchild has not been arrested! Why, you might ask, well because no one has made such things illegal yet.”

“More Crystadynes have been made so that more can communicate with the wonderful Celestial Audience. Rejoice!”

“Have you seen these business cards for the Grief Restaurant? Pretty neat, right? Shame they're not printed. I hear Ray is helping run the place now, what's up with that?”

“Ugh, I wanted to get married but the waiting list is just so long. What's the point if we can't just dramatically declare it and do it in a whirlwind? Are romances that aren't whirlwind even worth having? I say, fuck the bureaucrats, we could just declare ourselves married.”

“The Dinner Club are proud to announce their arrival in the Monument, curtesy of your beautiful Councillor, Starchild. Of course, whilst we shall retain our essential exclusivity, we welcome all applicants for our little society here. We are looking forward to seeing what delicacies the City has to offer.”