“Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else, this has been an exciting cycle indeed. In case you haven't been paying attention - and my should you be paying attention - here's what you missed this cycle!

“Well folks, where else could I start but the tragic demise of one of our fan favourites, Councilor Starchild. Her bright smile and fashion sense will surely be missed. She was cruelly assassinated outside of the Sky Temple just following her popular broadcast on Pastel's show, apologising for the actions of her Starlings. Those on scene said they didn't see the assailant but, word to the wise, it's a special sort of gun that shoots from that far!

“Gossip is rife, folks, on the identity of this mystery assassin. Could Merribel be behind it? It's well known she'd wanted to get even - maybe her idea of revenge served cold is a cold body? Or could it be one of the heads of the Trident? The word is they were very unhappy given the recent actions of her Starlings. And this does follow many of her Starlings being handed over to Watch Member Jasminder by the Trident to be branded for punishment! Or maybe some more sinister plot has caused this turn of events… One thing is for sure, the audience are loving this!

“While the beloved Starchild will certainly be missed, alas we must move on to other things.

“Moonlight it seems has a new cause to fight this cycle. The cause in question? The newly-founded Architects who are espousing the idea of the Perfect City. What a charming idea, isn't that folks? What trials and tribulations will they go through to create such a place - we'll soon find out! But in the meantime, their good works for the city have made them quite popular.

“Meanwhile, the Dinner Club have been accused once again of cannibalism. Now, isn't it time we put these allegations to bed? One way or the other, the truth will out, and what a spectacle it will be. Perhaps they could make good candidates for Absolution now that that is showing again in the Moonlight Theatre (don't forget to book your tickets!)

“In business news, Grief Cafés and Restaurants have been on the rise, with locations throughout Monument. If you haven't been yet, you simply must try these truly unique food experiences! Although the restaurants originally started with Remus Craw and Starchild, it appears the former has been trying to distance himself from his now deceased partner. Could this be evidence of guilt?

“Find out more this season in The Aftermath of the Apocalypse! This is your host, signing off. Take care, and remember, SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS.”